1) I wasn't going to hurt him.
2) The dog started this and I am just finishing what he started.
3) Me: I will mind my own business.
Me (after 5 seconds): what are these neighbours up to in this snow.
4) My terms are simple.
5) Cats can be anything.
6) The reaction when you see someone without makeup for the first time.
7) Clean this house already, human.
8) So get up and feed me.
9) When your human forgets to buy your treats and your friend has to hold you back before you lose it.
10) It took this cat six minutes to realise the balloon wasn't going to come back.
11) Just walk away and let us resolve this matter.
12) You know it's hot when the cats start melting.