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Timothée Chalamet is hot, like too hot. With his tousled hair, perfectly symmetrical face, and jawline carved by Michelangelo himself—it's no wonder fans can't help but fawn over the heartthrob-of-the-moment.
But my fawning came to an screeching halt this morning when one (1) new photo of Chalamet was released.
Disclaimer: The image you are about to see will shock you. Discretion advised.
Last night, Timothée attended the 2020 National Board Of Review Gala in a sharp, white Stella McCartney suit and little hairs scattered along the top of his lips like flakes of a croissant leftover on your face after breakfast. Or what others call a goatée.
Personal disgust aside, Twitter seems to support Chalamet's new face mullet.
If I see one person hate on Timothée’s mustache and goatee I will fight... I am a mustache and goatee defender first and a human second. leave my Italian French Luigi and his facial hair alone pic.twitter.com/12UvPxkzRt— s (@fiImloser) January 9, 2020
Timothée if you see this I fully support you growing out the mustache I am a Timothée with mustache stan first. I have said this a million times but the mustache looks good, that is all. If you shave it off I will draw one on your face with a sharpie. thank you.— s (@fiImloser) January 8, 2020
timothée after shaving: AYO WHERED MY MUSTACHE HAIR GO 🤔— CEO of lilothée (@kylesscheibles) January 9, 2020
me in his bathroom: pic.twitter.com/X2ANGPEIX1
me with timothée's mustache pic.twitter.com/MexrHUNyom— stop normalizing lil timmy tim (@IiittIewomen) January 9, 2020
i like Timothée’s crusty mustache and what about it pic.twitter.com/lVbPgO6ViR— wan (@thefIoridaprjec) January 9, 2020
And it could be argued that the Little Women star isn't afraid to switch up his look. In the movie The King, which he starred in alongside Robert Pattinson and Lily-Rose Depp, Chalamet chopped off his curly locks into a bowl cut.
But this?? I don't know about those little hairs. Will men stop at nothing to make themselves unattractive?
The goatée can go, stat. You're better than this, Tim.