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Funny quotes and sayings about life are always witty and convey a deep meaning in a very happy manner. They make us learn a lesson in laughter.
Short funny quotes about life
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
I don't care what people think of me at least mosquitoes find me attractive.
If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Don't break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones they have 206.
My way of joking is, to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.
If you think money can't buy happiness then transfer it into my account.
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